Our mamas sure do have a way with words.
Our Southern mamas have our best interests at heart.
They know that every moment can also be a lesson, and they sure do want to teach us.
“Don’t be ugly.”
When ourSouthern motherssay this, they’re not referring to our looks.
This phrase is often accompanied by a tone that strikes fear in even the most grown-up of daughters.
“You’ll catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.”
It’s a gentle reminder that kindness makes a difference (and can help things go your way).
“Nothin' good ever happens after midnight.”
According to mama, an earlier curfew is always better.
She’s probably right: It’s kept us out of trouble so far.
“Are you gonna wear hose with that?”
Mama is often more concerned with propriety than the rest of us.
She’s been known to insist on hosiery for church and weddings.
Because it’s, you know, the classy thing for one to do.
“Never look a gift horse in the mouth.”
Mama is a fan of this classic proverb.
Loosely translated, it’s a reminder to be grateful when you receive agift.
A simple “thank you” sufficesand don’t you dare question it.
“Smileit increases your face value.”
“It’s nothin' that a little hairspray won’t fix.”
This phrase is often followed by “It’ll grow out before you know it.”
“You’re gettin' too big for your britches.”
Which means: Little lady, you’d better calm down and show your mother some respect.
“That storm’ll pass in two shakes of a cow’s tail.”
We believe her when she promises that we’ll see it in the rearview in no time.
“Bless your heart.”
This one depends on Mama’s tone of voice.
