I’m supposed to be colorful."
“You drink out of a brown paper bag and suddenly everybody’s your friend.”
Sophia: You drink out of a brown paper bag and suddenly everybody’s your friend.
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“Why wouldn’t you?
You’re both naked.”
Blanche: Mel makes me feel young and beautiful and special.
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When we’re together we laugh a lot.
Sophia: Why wouldn’t you?
You’re both naked.
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Some people like cats instead of dogs.
Frankly, I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat.
Unless the lesbian sheds, then I don’t know.
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“Have I given you any indication at all that I care?”
Sophia: Have I given you any indication at all that I care?
“May you put your dentures in upside down and chew your head off.”
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Sophia: May you put your dentures in upside down and chew your head off.
I always wondered why blessings wore disguises.
If I were a blessing, I’d run around naked.
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Sophia: I always wondered why blessings wore disguises.
If I were a blessing, I’d run around naked.
Sophia: I’ll try but if they serve me cauliflower, it’s in God’s hands.
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Sophia: Jealousy is a very ugly thing, Dorothy, and so are you in anything backless.
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“Finally, now we can break out that bottle of champagne we’ve been saving.”
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Rose: Dorothy, a man called for you while you were out.
Sophia: Finally, now we can break out that bottle of champagne we’ve been saving.
Me, I just drink whatever’s in the glass.
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“You’re gonna lay in an inch of water?”
Sophia: You’re gonna lay in an inch of water?
“Sticks and stones can break your bones, but cement pays homage to tradition.”
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Sophia: Sticks and stones can break your bones, but cement pays homage to tradition.
Sophia: If this sauce was a person, I’d get naked and make love to it.
What would you do if you found out one of your children was … gay?
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Sophia: I know you don’t get many dates, Dorothy, but stick with what you know.
“You’d kill your sister over a pamphlet?”
Dorothy: I would kill Gloria if she ever wrote about my sexual escapades.
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Sophia: You’d kill your sister over a pamphlet?
“They’ll think it’s Tuesday.”
Dorothy: Why can’t you sleep on the couch and give Clayton and Doug your room?
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Blanche: Are you crazy?
What will the neighbors think if they see two men in my bedroom?
Sophia: They’ll think it’s Tuesday.
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