The best thing about a bread joke?

It never grows mold.

Hands tearing freshly baked, crusty bread in half, highlighting the soft, fluffy interior.

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A text block on a colored background features a pun: “What does a loaf of bread say to a friend after doing them a favor? It’s the yeast I could do."

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The text on a checkered background humorously asks, “Why did the loaf of bread break up with his girlfriend?” and answers, “The relationship was crumbling."

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Text on a grid background reads: “What’s the most sophisticated kind of bread? The upper crust."

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Text reads, “You’re toast.” It is centered on a white rectangle with a red grid pattern on a beige background.

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A text reads, “Next time you need a loaf, challah at me,” on a white background bordered by beige and orange.

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Text reads: “Bready or not, here I crumb!” on a white background. A red grid pattern surrounds the text.

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