Let the first-timers know.

However, we prefer it straight from the old-fashioned syrup dispenserand not to get on the kitchens bad side.

Pro tip: Always ask for the hashbrowns well-done, or Scattered.

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(However, we recommend getting those last two on the side, in that case.)

We recommend going with a classic bacon, egg, and cheese Waffle Melt.

Sweet, salty, and savory, you really get the best of all worlds.

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If you really want to make a Southerner proud, make it a pecan waffle.

You could imagine why that might be disappointing to those expecting a more traditional fried-chicken-and-waffles dish.

Peanut Butter Chip Waffle

Even us indulgent Southerners know when to cross the line.

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(Which is practically a requisite for any trip to Waffle House.)

Heres what the iconic Waffle House language means, so you could study up before your next visit.

Go forth, and scatter, smother, and cover to your delight.

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