No, those wouldn’t be saved in this fictional house fire.

It’d be the tattered, faded, stain-covered spiral notebook hidden away at the end of the stack.

It’d be thechurch cookbook.

Chocolate Mayonnaise Cake

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These are the vintageSouthern Livingdessert recipes we swear by.

Fromclassic cold saladsto warm, creamy casseroles, these recipes simply don’t go out of style.

We rounded up the most classic desserts that have been coming out of Southern kitchens for generations.

Classic Southern Pound Cake

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We’re warning you, these’ll have you singing some praises.

And judging by its ooey, gooey, nutty, fudgy self, we understand why.

“Everything is bigger in Texas!”

Classic Buttermilk Pie

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Luscious Lemon Bars

A plate of lemon squares disappears mighty quick at any Southern gathering.

You’ll see this classic recipe in many a church or community cookbook.

Vintage Fresh Apple Cake

How else would we use our fall harvest?

Easy Peach Cobbler

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Strawberry-Pretzel Jello Salad

Nostalgic churchgoers know this dish from a mile away.

It’s a salad…in a casserole dish…with strawberry gelatin.

This pie recipe is an ode to Mr. Elvis Presley, making it a Tennessee church cookbook favorite.

Texas Sheet Cake with Fudge Icing

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The ingredient list is incredibly simple, which is enough to convince us of its merit.

Hummingbird Cake

It’s the most popular recipe inSouthern Livinghistory.

It’s hard to pass up a legend.

Luscious Lemon Bars

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Coconut Cream Pie

Don’t even get the church ladies started on cream pie.

The 10 to 18 layers are a feat.

Cherry Pie Bars

We’re tapping into good ‘ole Americanain bar form.

Fresh Apple Cake

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This grabbable, cherry-speckled bar is super portable and makes a huge batch.

Cassandra’s “Light” Fruitcake

Cassandra, we’d like to formally thank you.

This recipe has turned even the most fruitcake-hating people in the region.

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You still get all of amazing flavor of the crushed pineapple, bananas, cinnamon, and pecans.

And we don’t even care.

We’re too far gone.

Peanut Butter-Banana Icebox Pie

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Over the Moon Chocolate Pie

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Mamie Eisenhower’s Chocolate Fudge

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Hummingbird Cake

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Hello Dolly Bars

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Classic Chess Pie

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Utterly Deadly Southern Pecan Pie

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Peanut Butter-Fudge Bars

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Coconut Cream Pie

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Cherry Pie Bars

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Cassandra’s “Light” Fruitcake

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Ambrosia Pudding Pie

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Hummingbird Bundt Cake

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Ouida’s Chocolate Delight

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