What would you do if your church put up some of these signs?
Or better yet,what would Mama say?
Tweet Others As You Would Like to Be Tweeted
This sign has successfully entered the digital age.
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Sin Burn Is Prevented By Son Screen
A reminder for the summer.
Wanted: Singers.
Inchoir Within
Punny is funny.
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Need a Lifeguard?
Ours Walks on Water
This one has layers.
Jesus Loves You And Your Tattoos
This one might be more aggressive than passive.
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Maury Is Not The Only Place To Find Your Father
Instead, you chant “Jesus!
Why Pay for GPS?
We Boil The Hell Out Of It
That’s one clever church.
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Church Shopping?
We’re Open Sundays
Finally!
Somewhere open on Sundays in the South.
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Whoever Is Praying For Snow, kindly Stop
Does God have to answer every prayer?
Seven Days Without Prayer Makes One Weak
We see what you did there.
What Part of “Thou Shall Not” Don’t You Understand?
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Sounds like Mama’s lecturing.
You Think It’s Hot Here?
At least the temperature reference is relevant during a Southern summer?
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Looking for “Mr.
This Is His House
This church is calling all the single ladies.
What Do You Call a Sleepwalking Nun?
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A Roam’n Catholic
Major creativity points to this church.
At The Heart Of Every Sin Is The Letter I
Don’t point fingers, y’all.
This Too Shall Pass.
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It Might Pass Like A Kidney Stone, But It’s Gonna Pass
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Painful, but true.
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