So what should you write in a Mother’s Day card?
Q: What did the digital clock say to its mom?A: “Look, Mom!
Q: What do mommy ropes say to baby ropes?A: “Stop being knotty.”

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Q: Which four words solve all Dad’s issues?A: “Go ask your mother.”
Nature, she says,doesn’t hold her interest.



